Bread and Butterflies
poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait
digg:

Take 1 capsule per day as directed.

digg:

Take 1 capsule per day as directed.

Cool Down With Friends AND Science Knowhow
Pretty sure this was on my dash this morning but I’m too lazy scroll back and find it now that I feel like this

Pretty sure this was on my dash this morning but I’m too lazy scroll back and find it now that I feel like this

swordie:

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

alittlenerdyalittledirty:

This is too funny

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via viviberry)
that-gif-person:

ayyy lmao

that-gif-person:

ayyy lmao